Snippy Von Bell

Bovine Weapon of Mass Destruction

Snippy Von Bell, a two-headed psychic cow with distinct and separate personalities, is the sole survivor of the 2nd “Bovine Weapons of Mass Destruction Program,” initiated at the start of World War II to counter Nazi super weapons. This program, a collaborative effort between the United States and British governments, aimed to create a regiment of Bovine Super Weapons to combat the Third Reich's most formidable creation, the Uber Robotor. After successfully completing over forty-two missions during the war, Snippy participated in the final confrontation against the super robot. Following their defeat, Snippy and the Uber Robotor were cast into the icy waters of the North Sea where they were preserved in a state mimicking cryo-tubes until discovered in years later by the Man in Black and his operatives. Snippy was subsequently brought back and cloned for nefarious purposes. The two-headed subject has a notable fondness for English Breakfast tea and reminisces about their favorite TV show, a popular 1940s BBC live variety program called Cabaret Cruise.