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Snippy Von Bell

Choose from one of 8 hilariously bizarre characters who have been imprisoned on the bottom level of Dulce Base and have just awoken after a Cryo-Pod malfunction. The players must blast their way through a base full of self strategizing human and non-human enemies, as they attempt to traverse the seven nefarious levels of Dulce and escape to freedom.

Snippy Von Bell

Bovine Weapon of Mass Destruction

Snippy Von Bell, a two-headed psychic cow with distinct and separate personalities, is the sole survivor of the 2nd “Bovine Weapons of Mass Destruction Program,” initiated at the start of World War II to counter Nazi super weapons. This program, a collaborative effort between the United States and British governments, aimed to create a regiment of Bovine Super Weapons to combat the Third Reich's most formidable creation, the Uber Robotor. After successfully completing over forty-two missions during the war, Snippy participated in the final confrontation against the super robot. Following their defeat, Snippy and the Uber Robotor were cast into the icy waters of the North Sea where they were preserved in a state mimicking cryo-tubes until discovered in years later by the Man in Black and his operatives. Snippy was subsequently brought back and cloned for nefarious purposes. The two-headed subject has a notable fondness for English Breakfast tea and reminisces about their favorite TV show, a popular 1940s BBC live variety program called Cabaret Cruise.

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The Smith Family

Choose from one of 8 hilariously bizarre characters who have been imprisoned on the bottom level of Dulce Base and have just awoken after a Cryo-Pod malfunction. The players must blast their way through a base full of self strategizing human and non-human enemies, as they attempt to traverse the seven nefarious levels of Dulce and escape to freedom.

The Smith Family

Nuclear Family

The Smith family became inadvertent subjects of early atomic research when their Mercury Station Wagon broke down during a summer vacation in the New Mexican Desert. Seeking a picnic spot, the unsuspecting "All American" family stumbled upon a nuclear test site. Exposed to lethal levels of radiation from a nearby nuclear detonation, they were transformed into a grotesque amalgamation of quivering flesh and radioactive oozing tentacles due to high gamma and neutron fallout. While they initially managed to adapt to their new forms, intense psychological testing by Dulce Base scientists revealed that the transformation had driven them to madness. As a result, the Smiths have been marked for termination and are currently held in cryogenic sleep at Dulce Base until a precise date for their disposal can be determined.

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Reb Buford

Choose from one of 8 hilariously bizarre characters who have been imprisoned on the bottom level of Dulce Base and have just awoken after a Cryo-Pod malfunction. The players must blast their way through a base full of self strategizing human and non-human enemies, as they attempt to traverse the seven nefarious levels of Dulce and escape to freedom.

Reb Buford

Rebel Base Guard

Sergeant First Class Reb Buford comes from a distinguished lineage of military veterans spanning centuries. Recently stationed at White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico, he was transferred to Dulce Base at the request of a former superior officer with an unsettlingly thorough knowledge of his background. This transfer followed Buford's exposure to non-terrestrial technology during a routine cleanup operation involving Donna Haskin. Since arriving at Dulce Base, Buford has been experiencing vivid flashbacks of past lives, each involving his ancestors and set against the backdrop of historical wars. Following a firefight with a group of Greys at the base, Buford was taken into custody. He remains quarantined pending further investigation.

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Amelia Earhart

Choose from one of 8 hilariously bizarre characters who have been imprisoned on the bottom level of Dulce Base and have just awoken after a Cryo-Pod malfunction. The players must blast their way through a base full of self strategizing human and non-human enemies, as they attempt to traverse the seven nefarious levels of Dulce and escape to freedom.

Amelia Earhart

Pilot & Adventurer

Amelia Earhart, renowned aviator and adventurer, famously known as ‘Lady Lindy,’ was a celebrated pilot of her era. On July 2, 1937, during the final leg of her round-the-world journey, her Lockheed Electra mysteriously disappeared over the Pacific Ocean. Officially presumed dead, Earhart was actually abducted by aliens and held captive in the Man in Black's hollow Moon base. She later escaped by commandeering a saucer vessel and crash-landed in the New Mexican desert in 1947. Two grey aliens known as “Rays” accompanied her in this exit and would later attempt to thwart her escape. One of these Rays was ultimately killed while the other Ray was merely damaged as a result. This crash site became infamously known as the Roswell Incident. The surviving Grey alien, later identified as Ray #2212, vanished after the crash. Earhart was subsequently taken to Dulce Base and placed into cryogenic sleep.

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Dr. Donna Haskin

Choose from one of 8 hilariously bizarre characters who have been imprisoned on the bottom level of Dulce Base and have just awoken after a Cryo-Pod malfunction. The players must blast their way through a base full of self strategizing human and non-human enemies, as they attempt to traverse the seven nefarious levels of Dulce and escape to freedom.

Dr. Donna Haskin

Engineer & Scientist

Dr. Donna Haskin, the first female astronaut selected for a Mars mission, saw her career derailed when media exposure revealed her childhood abduction by extraterrestrials, leading to her expulsion from the program. After a period of disillusionment, she turned her abduction narrative into bestselling books, achieving financial success and shifting to a prolific career as a contract engineer for military and NASA projects. A prodigy, she graduated with honors from MIT’s doctoral program at seventeen, with an exceptionally high IQ. Despite her professional success, Dr. Haskin is haunted by recurring nightmares of her abduction, including visions of a pale man in black and unsettling dreams of a high school janitor holding a ring of glowing keys. Her expertise in developing modern security and power systems, including those at Dulce Base, highlights her critical role in current military technology. Continued observation is advised to evaluate the influence of her past experiences on her present work.

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Hattori Hanzo

Choose from one of 8 hilariously bizarre characters who have been imprisoned on the bottom level of Dulce Base and have just awoken after a Cryo-Pod malfunction. The players must blast their way through a base full of self strategizing human and non-human enemies, as they attempt to traverse the seven nefarious levels of Dulce and escape to freedom.

Hattori Hanzo

500-Year-Old Samurai

Nicknamed 'The Devil's Shadow,' Hatori Hanzo hails from the Sengoku era of 16th century Japan, a period marked by intense and brutal warfare between rival states. Abducted by the Red Aliens—an advanced Martian race forced to flee their dying planet for a colossal living starship—Hanzo was taken during one of their resource-gathering missions on ancient Earth. Following his capture, the Man in Black seized and cloned the peaceful Reds, enhancing them into stronger beings while retaining their psionic abilities. Hanzo was transported to the newly conquered Moon and later moved to Dulce Base, where he was placed in cryogenic sleep. After spending nearly five centuries in a cryo-tube, he was recently awakened during the escape from Dulce. Hanzo struggles with the realization that his home no longer exists and is obsessed with recovering his lost katana, the Muramasa-forged sword known as The Red Blade of Muramasa, which he lost while aiding the Red Aliens in their battle against the Man in Black. With his exceptional strength, endurance, and ability to become invisible, Hanzo is nearly unstoppable when wielding this blade.

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Raylock G’ylax

Choose from one of 8 hilariously bizarre characters who have been imprisoned on the bottom level of Dulce Base and have just awoken after a Cryo-Pod malfunction. The players must blast their way through a base full of self strategizing human and non-human enemies, as they attempt to traverse the seven nefarious levels of Dulce and escape to freedom.

Raylock G'ylax

Rebel Grey Alien

The only surviving alien from the “Roswell Incident”, designated specimen #2212 by the United States Military, is Raylock G'Ylax. After his ship crashed in the New Mexican desert, he was initially discovered by a “Wild West” roadside attraction owner and put on public display. The Man in Black soon intervened, retrieving Raylock and transporting him to Dulce Base for evaluation and reintegration into the Ray Collective. Originating from the Zeta Reticuli System, Raylock is a genetically modified clone engineered to serve as a planet-conquering drone by the enigmatic Man in Black. Uniquely, Raylock is the only known Ray to have broken free from the Hive Mind of the Ray Collective. While the exact cause of his developed individuality remains unclear, scientists suspect the Roswell crash may have played a role. Raylock has an unusual obsession with wearing pants and demands replacements if his are damaged. Additionally, he exhibits extraordinary telekinetic and psychic abilities that surpass those of other Grey drones. Previously quarantined in cryo-tubes beneath the base, Raylock recently escaped along with several other prisoners.

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Adam Starblaster

Choose from one of 8 hilariously bizarre characters who have been imprisoned on the bottom level of Dulce Base and have just awoken after a Cryo-Pod malfunction. The players must blast their way through a base full of self strategizing human and non-human enemies, as they attempt to traverse the seven nefarious levels of Dulce and escape to freedom.

Adam Starblaster

Hybrid Super Soldier

Adam Starblaster, the first of what was intended to be an army of hybrid super soldiers, is, in reality, a fourteen-year-old boy. He is a product of the Dulce Base birthing program, which began in the early 1940s and included other experimental initiatives such as the “Bovine Weapons of Mass Destruction” and “Atomic Mutant” programs. Combining superior Grey, reptilian, and human DNA, Adam’s current status as a Level 6 mutant has resulted in him being on lock-down at the Base due to multiple escape attempts. His most recent escape, in the late 1990s, involved him claiming that a sympathetic janitor at Dulce Base had freed him. He was eventually recaptured at a local mall, inside a Hot Topic store. Despite his youthful appearance, Adam is a trained assassin and super soldier, capable of functioning as a one-man army. His nearly impervious nature allows him to endure extreme environments, both terrestrial and extraterrestrial, and provides remarkable immunity to psychic and physical damage. Nonetheless, he prefers to spend his time at the Base reading comic books and listening to his favorite band, The Misfits.

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