Our misfit heroes are off to New Jersey to meet up with Mikey the Goatboy, who after stopping by Philly to feed his dog and grab a 40, hightailed it to the Pine Barrens. He felt something deep in his bones, a disturbance disrupting and distorting all of heavy metal!

The Jersey Devil has always been summoned to our world through music. Whether through Romani gypsy, the syncopated rhythms of Jazz, or in the latest case with the first Black Sabbath album, he always takes on some of the physical personifications of that type of music. It was March 1970, and the two cultists had scribed the pentagram, and lit all of the candles somewhere deep in the Pine Barrens.

If they would have spoken the ancient summoning words correctly as they dropped the needle onto that record, the Jersey Devil would have appeared right then and there, but they royally screwed up.

Your hunt for the Jersey Devil starts in the Pine Barrens taking down cultists and corrupted forest creatures, but quickly shifts to the outskirts of Centralia, Pennsylvania. Our heroes can’t land their stolen UFO there, as the abandoned town has been burning for 30 years, and most of the ground is unstable, so they steal a 1974 AMC Gremlin and head down the Graffiti Highway toward the town.

And what better place for an epic battle with the last of the Evil Somethings, the very metal Jersey Devil, than in the heart of a burning town? Mikey and our heroes won’t be able to do it alone, so thankfully the ghosts of the heavy metal dead are there to lend a hand and take back what’s rightfully theirs!