So the moon is hollow and there’s a giant Grey Alien base there, carved out from the remnants of the Moon Troll’s domain. But a whole bunch of the Moon Trolls and a cornucopia of kidnapped creatures they’d freed from the aliens’ laboratories, weren’t having it. In a last ditch effort to aid the rebellion against their colonizers, Joey Fixit, chimpanzee cosmonaut, climbs on board a home-made rocket to take a wild ride to earth in hopes of recruiting some other weirdos that just might help turn the tide.

With the help of one of Nikola Tesla’s inter-dimentional pigeons, Joey manages to help our heroes escape from Dulce, but that’s where their adventures just start. They have to track down additional cryptid allies scattered from Dulce Base across the United States, but before they do that, they’re going to need a new ride.

Navigate the desert above Dulce Base with Joey, eliminating any remaining baddies along the way. You’ll have to be careful and avoid the search lights, or the base will send out additional squads of reinforcements to try and take you down with extreme prejudice.

Your goal is to hijack the UFO on the far side of the desert, but it’s being guarded by a brand new big baddie, a Tall Grey Alien! This jerk is the elite of the elite and on par with The Man in Black, so be sure to you have all of the best gear, and maybe pack an extra pair of underwear.